Act I, Scene 1.
A pub.
Emily is behind the bar, making Simon's drink. Simon, a regular, is leaning against the bar, waiting for his drink. S., a Dutch girl who works in the Pub's kitchen, enters stage left, carrying a bag of trash.
Emily: Man it's cold
Simon (to S. though he is responding to Emily's remark): Uh-huh. Perfect weather for snuggling with a Dutch girl. S, isn't there someone who is Dutch around here? {insert naughty/lecherous grin here}
S. (helpfully): A Dutch girl? I'll go and find her. (Exit stage right)
*End Scene*
1 comment:
Ah the Lecherous regular. What would you do without them? Simon probably spent weeks crafting that comment.
On a totally different note, when are you meeting up with me? Time is running out!
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