The Cat

My parents have nicknamed their new cat Stinker. Her name is Dinah, but she generally goes by either "kitty" or "Stinker." "Kitty" is self-explanatory and so, for the most part is Stinker. Because my GOD she farts. Enormous, room-clearing farts. You'll be in one room when you become aware of a frightening miasma and realize that the varmint that dropped the bomb is in ANOTHER ROOM. My theory is that there is a steaming metropolis of bacteria in her small intestine industriously building microbe-sized sky-scrapers and raising families and generally creating clouds of sulfur that the cat regularly purges.